Laura

When people ask me what I want to do with my life

whatshouldwecallme:

Walking up to my crush

whatshouldwecallme:

Expectation:

Reality:

When someone posts about how great their boyfriend is

whatshouldwecallme:

When the waiter is carrying food towards me but ends up bringing it to another table

whatshouldwecallme:

When I see someone giving out free samples

whatshouldbetchescallme:

When I wait way too long after my ends are entirely dead to get my haircut

whatshouldbetchescallme:

WHEN I TRY TO PRETEND IM FOLLOWING AN INTELLIGENT CONVERSATION

howdoiputthisgently: